The end of this August has been as cold as any that I can
remember. Last week I saw the remnants
of a light frost down in the valley, alongside the river. It was hard to believe that it was only the
21st August.
The Coopers will soon be vacating the woodland. Their summer time stake out surveillance of
my Badger sett is starting to get too uncomfortable and hardly safe for people
of their age, much to their annoyance.
The cold nights have come around much earlier. The Badgers on the other hand seem to be
really enjoying the cooler nights. Such
a marked contrast from the hot, sticky, sultry summer nights of just three
weeks ago.
There is something always so very fascinating about the
changing of the seasons. As many times
as I have experienced each season slipping out of one and effortlessly easing
into another, I have never ever seen the same season twice. Always a differential. Always a different starting date to the
season that’s about to begin and the season that has just ended. Nature’s way of always keeping us guessing,
always unpredictable, which brings me nicely around to the behaviour of my
Badgers.
A week or so ago, Daddy Cool moved his family from the
Northern boundary on the outskirts of the woodland back deep inside to his
stomping grounds much favoured for the middle of winter. His actions however, had left me quite
bemused. Surely his weather predictions
couldn’t be more accurate than Liam Dutton’s of Channel 4 News? The weather, although cold for the end of
August, but still nowhere near cold enough for him to be thinking of battening
down the hatches deep inside the woodland ready for the onslaught of
winter.
The woodland is still in full canopy, the leaves not yet
starting to turn and yet the Badgers’ behaviour strikes me as being quite
odd.
On Thursday night as I drove up to my house from work I
saw a Land Rover parked outside my house which I instantly recognized as
Nimrod’s, a Keeper friend of mine for many years. I parked up just behind it and went inside
the house through the back door into the kitchen where I found Jackie, my wife
and Nimrod deep in conversation. On
entering the kitchen, Nimrod wasted no time in explaining to me the reason for
him calling round. There were rustlers
and poachers in this vicinity of The Cotswolds.
He then went on to tell me about six fat lambs that he had had stolen
from the Foxton Estate and two bullocks that had been miraculously exempt from
the whole ordeal due mainly to the amount of bellowing they had created while
the thieves were trying to load them.
Jackie piped up with “They’ve informed the police and everyone has been
told to remain vigilante.” Immediately my thoughts were elsewhere and Daddy
Cool’s odd behaviour now started to make sense.
“That’s why Daddy Cool has moved his family back deep inside the
woodland, he had sensed that the poachers were getting too close,” I thought to
myself.
“Why are you so silent?” asked Nimrod, “Just sat there
looking into space, are you interested or not?”
“Oh I am very interested and I think I know where they
will turn up next. The herd of Roe deer
between here and Beech Wyn have been targeted.”
“What makes you so sure?” asked Nimrod.
“The recent behaviour of one so close tells me, I just
know the Roe deer will be the poachers’ next prize. What are you doing tonight Nimrod?”
“Oh no Allan, no Allan, these nightly excursions with you
always end the same, I am always explaining to the police and Lord Foxton and
trying to justify the carnage you leave in your wake in the best possible
interest of all concerned.”
I asked him again, “are you coming or not?”
“Ok, I will. About what time?
“7pm,” I replied. Nimrod reluctantly nodded and off he
went.
“Jackie, I want you to ring Mr and Mrs Cooper and invite
them over here for the evening, I cannot have them up in the woods tonight.”
“Oh thanks Allan, what’s the reason I am asking them
over?”
“I don’t know Jackie, you’ll think of something, you
always do,” and giving her a quick kiss on the cheek I went out up to the
garden shed where I found a couple of half empty tins of white gloss
paint. “This will do nicely,” I
thought.
Nimrod turned up at 7pm on the dot. “Which vehicle are we
travelling in?” asked Nimrod.
“Shanks pony,” I replied.
“You carry this,” and I handed him one of the tins of gloss, “and I’ll
carry this one.”
“What the hell is this for?” asked Nimrod knowing that
there were going to be more explanations afoot from this evening’s escapades.
“All will be revealed if and when we see anything.” Nimrod sighed.
As we walked along the sides of the hedges, through the
fields of freshly combined cereal, the swathes of straw in gun barrel straight
lines left from the combines, we both reminisced of summer nights passed when
we played with all the other village kids on the flat 8 bales that had been
left by the sledges on the back of the balers.
The dens we would all build and the Mr Wolf games we would all play. Magical
days seemingly gone forever now with the ghost-like Cotswold villages mainly
occupied by weekend second home city dwellers.
Capitalism had reached the villages many years previous with local
people unable to buy the homes of their birth place and ever increasingly
larger farm machinery making more and more farm labourers redundant.
When we arrived nearer to Beech Wyn, the course of action
was explained. Nimrod was to go up to
the Northern side of the woodland and I was to be down on the Southern side of
the woodland. There the vantage points
were thus so that a wide angle of countryside could be surveyed. Off Nimrod went and off I went. I soon found a good hiding place in the
bottom of a couple of Hawthorn trees.
Listening to the birds who soon gave way to the night time excursions of
the bats. The sun seems to go down much
faster once the middle of August has been past. The hours passed slowly and soon we were well
into the night. The time now was about
12:45 when my phone rang. It was
Nimrod. “I can see lights,” he said
quietly. I told Nimrod I was on my
way. I left my position and sneaked up
the side of the woodland towards Nimrod.
After about fifteen minutes I could hear, “psst psst.” I looked over in the direction it came from
and there was Nimrod standing in the throne of Daddy Cool’s, an old Ash stom. I got up in there with him. I too could now see the lights. “That’s heavy duty torches,” I whispered to
Nimrod.
“I know,” he replied
“But where’s their vehicle?” I asked.
“They stopped it down by the river. Shall we start shouting now?”
“No,” I replied, “We’ve got to get to their
vehicle.” The torches were getting
nearer.
“We’ve got to watch this,” said Nimrod rather nervously,
“We don’t want to get ourselves shot.
With those torches you can guarantee they’ve either got rifles or
crossbows.”
“I know.” I agreed.
The torches were now getting ever nearer and even from a vast distance
some of the trunks of the big Beech trees were being lit up.
“We’re not going to be able to do this,” said
Nimrod. I could see that he was starting
to get anxious and concerned.
“Get hold of your paint pot and follow me.” Out of Daddy Cool’s throne we climbed. Nimrod followed me closely down through the
woodland. Over fallen trees deeper
inside the woodland we went, our progression, although the wood was thick was
speedy and soon we were climbing over the fence at the bottom side of the wood
into the river meadows. We ran across
the river meadow to the river and then up alongside the river to where Nimrod
thought their vehicle was parked. We
were both now completely out of breath and I knew that they must have reached
the Northern boundary of Beech Wyn by now.
We then heard a couple of shots from a .22 rifle followed by two or three
more.
“Where’s this blasted vehicle?” I snapped round at Nimrod
knowing full well that time was of the essence. If we didn’t do what we had to
do soon, more animals would be shot.
“I saw them extinguish their lights around here, or so I
thought.”
“Well it will be either a truck or a van, how difficult
to see can it be? Look Nimrod, for goodness sake look.” Nimrod was bent double out of breath. Just then, seven Roe deer came running out of
the wood. They ran through the river meadow at quite a lick and as we turned to
watch the running deer we saw the dark shape tucked right tight in by the
hedge. The deer ran straight past, they
had no intention of stopping.
“There it is,” I pointed to the dark shape in the
gloom. We ran up to the vehicle and without
hesitation, I prized open the lids of the paint with my penknife. I started to pour the paint all over the
vehicle. Nimrod just stood there. “Quick Nimrod, we haven’t got much time.”
Nimrod groaned, and reluctantly picked up his pot and started pouring also. The
paint was running all down the sides, all over the bonnet and all over the
windscreen. The vehicle was a black
double cab pickup but now resembled a large cake with runny royal icing. I then
espied an iron bar in the back.
“Right Nimrod, start shouting and hollering as loud as
you can.” I reached in and picked up the
iron bar and started to bang as loud as I could on the side of the
vehicle. In the dead of night, this was
a hell of a row. Then we saw the three
torches coming back across the fields from the Northern boundary. As we watched the torch lights bobbing up and
down we knew that the perpetrators were running hell for leather back to their
vehicle.
“Let’s go,” shouted Nimrod.
“Ring the police and tell them that you have stopped some
poachers and their vehicle is covered in white gloss paint. From here they will be going up through Stow
on the Wold.”
“What are you doing?” asked Nimrod.
“I will see you at the weekend, thanks Nimrod.”
As I jogged back down the river, I had one more thing to
do before I headed home. “I must check on my Badgers.” I thought.
Please watch my short film of my Badgers playing on a
log deep inside the woodland.